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Tarot Tumblers
$22.00 CAD
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Because your morning coffee requires a side of pure, unadulterated sarcasm.
Meet the Sarcastic Tarot 20oz Tumblers — featuring a custom spread of harsh truths, existential crises, and absolute chaos. From "The Audacity" to "Bookaholic," our cups do the trash-talking so you don’t have to.
Crafted from double-walled stainless steel, it keeps your drinks colder than a ghosting text or hotter than the rage you feel when someone says, "per my last email."
Features
- 20oz stainless steel with double-wall insulation because life is a shitshow, but your drink temperature shouldn't be
- Keeps drinks hot for hours or ice-cold until you finally stop holding a grudge
- BPA-free, spill-resistant sliding lid to contain the chaos when you inevitably gesture wildly while complaining
- Fits in your car’s cup holder — perfect for fleeing your responsibilities in style
- Featuring iconic cards like The Cereal Killer, Not Enough Sage For This Shit, and The Audacity
These aren't just tumblers. It’s your emotional support chalice for staying hydrated, highly caffeinated, and entirely unapologetic about your bad attitude.